Newton in romantic mood......

Universal law:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "


first law:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. "


second law:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "


third law:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping...

Who is the genious ??

Here's another one but this one has Einstein:

Marilyn Monroe suggests to Einstein: What do you say, professor, shouldn't
we make a little baby together: what a baby it would be - my looks and your
intelligence!

Einstein: I'm afraid, dear lady, it might be the other way around...

And here's a Love Letter from a Mathematician:

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric
lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and
spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude
(likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to
my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can
solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from
zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life
revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at
sunset,when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be
like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an
unknown function.

.Those Newton's Laws are neat!

Nice! :-)

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Hahaha, pretty cool!

pretty kool smileypkr.. where did u get tthose frm.. but wherever u got it frm.. they were awesome....5 stars to ya..

Vince, the Marilyn Monroe and Einstein's joke above was a real life event in the life of George Bernard Shaw...

The celebrated dancer Isadora Duncan once wrote to George Bernard Shaw declaring that, given the principles of eugenics, they should have a child together.
"Think of it!" she enthused. "With my body and your brains, what a wonder it would be."

"Yes," Shaw replied. "But what if it had my body and your brains?"


Below are some more from the next best playwright:


While traveling by train one day, George Bernard Shaw found himself sharing a compartment with two rather prudish middle-aged women. As all three were strangers, the journey passed for some time in silence.
When the train passed through a tunnel and the compartment was suddenly shrouded in darkness, however, Shaw loudly planted several kisses on the back of his hand.

As they emerged from the tunnel, the playwright then turned to his companions: "To which of you charming ladies," he asked, "am I indebted for the delightful interlude in the tunnel?"




fooosh or fish...damn Irish!! Now GHOTI?? Read below:
Because of its grammatical exceptions and erratic spelling, English is often cited as one of the world's most difficult languages to learn. George Bernard Shaw once demonstrated that the word 'fish,' for example, might be spelled 'ghoti' by borrowing the 'gh' from a word like laugh, the 'o' from women and the 'ti' from nation.



George Bernard Shaw once found himself at a dinner party, seated beside an attractive woman. "Madam," he asked, "would you go to bed with me for a thousand pounds?" The woman blushed and rather indignantly shook her head.
"For ten thousand pounds?" he asked. "No. I would not." "Then how about fifty thousand pounds?" he contined.

The colossal sum gave the woman pause, and after further reflection, she coyly replied: "Perhaps." "And if I were to offer you five pounds?" Shaw asked.

"Mr. Shaw!" the woman exclaimed. "What do you take me for!" "We have already established what you are," Shaw calmly replied. "Now we are merely haggling over the price."

they all good ones

they all good ones

Nice

Hey Good ones Guys ..Carry on ..

Here is one more:
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True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain
& u can embrace when u r happy

SO BE SMART ... RUN TO THE WALMART AND GET ONE FOR 5 BUCKS, Its Pretty cheap Too !!

HERE IS NEWTONS LAW REMADE


"AN UP N DOWN MOTION BRINGS A WHITE COLORED LOTION"
"THE LAST DROP OF URINE DROPS IN UR UNDERWR"