Sobriety test

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A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.
"Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die."
"OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die."
"Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood.
"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me."
"Oh, no, I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk.

Mr joker,All Sajhaities already recognize who you are.Don't try to prove.

Joke was nice though.Thanks for joke of the day.

you cant find us dude...dont worry about who is who with wrinkled forehead..read it and laugh! improve your health....

Dude, you really need some treatment.Your all replies in different threads are outcome of your failure.And if you see your face in a mirror, you will know how stupid you are.

i never see in mirror to compare with other like you do.....failure and success is the outcome of what you do in normal life, not the result of reading thread in sajha and getting inspired. dude...you look yourself in mirror, think! what are you trying to find in sajha...inspiration? motivation? career? or what?? i always have a pity for you kinda ppl who doesnt know what a virtual world is......

Mr Joker-What is virtual world? Would you mind to explain in your own style? I bet, you do not have a single friend in your real life too. You are frustrated loser.

hahahaaa,,furstrated loser......daaami dude. i can see by your name itself how frustated you are, if you were not a looser "kukurpalak" kinda word would never come to your mind as a final choice....dude, i dont have nothing to loose now, i have built my foundation strong enough already...now think about your fragility...not me.......the one who has spent almost whole life back in dorm dont have friends in real life....i like this hypothesis....its better you to count yours, and feel the insecurity you have around.
anyway, read this and release your pain in the asss:

Two guys are chatting in a bar, complaining about their wives. "My wife is really stupid," says the first guy. "Last week she bought a brand-new car, and she doesn't even know how to drive."

"That's nothing," says the second guy. "Last week I found a bunch of condomss in my wife's purse, and she doesn't even have a pennis!"

Mr Joker :So you have already made strong foundation.May be.your foundation reflects all over here in different threads of Sajha.

I am wasting my time here with this Joker(Self proclaimed BIDWAN with no respect to ethics and values) of the YEAR.

good luck joker, you will certainly be hired in Indian Circus.

some of jokes collected by me from various sources

Mulla Nasrudin had taken one too many when he walked upto the police sargeant's desk. "Officer you'd better lock me up," he said. "I just hit my wife on the head with a beer bottle." "Did you kill her:" asked the officer. "Don't think so," said Nasrudin. "THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO LOCK ME UP."


"My wife talks to herself," the friend told Mulla Nasrudin. "SO DOES MINE," said the Mulla, "BUT SHE DOESN'T REALISE IT. SHE THINKS I AM LISTENING."


"What was the argument between you and your father-in-law, Nasrudin?" asked a friend. "I didn't mind, when he wore my hat, coat, shoes and suit, BUT WHEN HE SAT DOWN AT THE DINNER TABLE AND LAUGHED AT ME WITH MY OWN TEETH -- THAT WAS TOO MUCH," said Mulla Nasrudin.


The old Mulla Nasruddin had become a very rich man. When he felt death approaching he decided to make some arrangements for his funeral, so he ordered a beautiful coffin made of ebony wood with satin pillows inside. He also had a beautiful silk caftan made for his dead body to be dressed in.
The day the tailor delivered the caftan, Mulla Nasruddin tried it on to see how it would look, but suddenly he exclaimed, "What is this! Where are the pockets?"

Both of you are the best in the world. Just look at what you folks are bragging about!!!

Period!

hahaha....hasais...man i can see how you stress your 2 ounce brain cup....now hes got ready to teach me ethics and values...im still telling you, this is not the place mr kukur-paalak...i had no idea that they start keeping kukur in indian circus these days..you look the experienced one among them dude...what a successful career!..if you wanna train some more and send for them,,,go to your home town where you can find more kukur...not here.

Bichara Joker.

bichara...hehe kukur tihaar kahile ho aaune...kurera bas!

Contour ra Kukur Palak bhet bhayo/
ghyampo jatro pet bhayo/
hurrrrrrrr ahai ahai ahai lari bari aahai

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?” The father thought for a moment, then answered, “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.” “Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”

So the boy went to his mother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” The mother replied, “Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!”

The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” The girl replied, “Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!? “

The boy then went to his brother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” “Of course,” the brother replied. “Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?”

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?” The boy replied, “Yes… Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars …........... but Realistically,......... we’re living with two ******s and a Queer

Way too Drunk to be driving home...


A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a shot of
tequilla. The man downs the first one, slams the glass on the bar and
immediately asks for another. The bartender gives him another shot. The
man downs the second one and slams the glass on the bar again. He
repeatidly asks for shots of tequilla until the bartender refuses him to
give him anymore.

Disgustidly the man exits the bar cussing and yelling at the bartender
making a complete fool of himself. About two minutes later the drunk
comes running back in the bar in panic. He urgently asks the bartender
to hand him the phone.

The drunk takes the phone and dials 911. When the police answer the
phone the man says, "Somebody has broken into my car.

They took my steering wheel, my accelerator and brake pedal, and even my
dashboard."

The police reply that they will be down in a few minutes. The man walks
out of the bar again, then returns a couple of minutes later. He picks
up the phone and dials 911 again. When the police answers the phone the
man says, "I just called about a car that had been broken into. Never
mind I mistakenly got in the back seat."