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 A Nepali freestyle rapper

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Posted on 02-19-06 12:34 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hey ya'll,

check this link out http://www.letsbeef.com/rankings.php?section=tb

See where "Renegade" is, view the profile....

send me comments/suggestions @ warriorprasai@gmail.com
or on this thread itself.

Holla
 
Posted on 02-24-06 7:18 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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another CRAP !!!
 
Posted on 02-24-06 8:15 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Puchi, you just a fukin hoochie/
You dont like sex, Ill stick a dildo in your coochie/
Come suck me off like a groupie/
I'll buttfuk your booty, this bittch has fukin cooties/
Her putti is so juicy, Her pusy flaps so loosely/
I beat her .ass like bruce lee/
This bittch cant handle this, I spit for the savages/
Cannibus is a faggit acting like a strategist/
Bragging bout all the mics he says he damages/
Rapping bout enzyme catalysts and performing magic tricks/
Then the next line he says he battles black activists sitting on cactuses/
If you like his music you are either stupid and clueless/
This bitcch is a doofus/
She listens to cannibus rap bout solvin rubic's cubes and how he spits mucus/
And nepbloodz, go back to nepal and pledge your allegiance/
You left your parents in Nepal and didnt even have no reasons/
You dont care if they breathin, or if the maoiists take them out and give them beatings/
You happy working at the gasstation during the evenings/
Getting minimum wage makes you feel like never leavin/
Your parents are seekin help and grievin/
While you on some chatroom involved in internet beefin/
And as far as K-shitt you dont even say shitt/
I make your momma run around naked/
She's from a lower caste and Im racist/
That bitcch is hated, she needs a facelift/
Ugly skank gets raped when shes wasted/
She loves to suck a fat dik/
She kisses my ass with chapstick/
I make a porn, she's the leading actress/
On her period, bleeding on the matress/
I prick her like a cactus/
Her pussy so loose its obvious she had practice/
She cant resist my advances/
Giving me head and plenty lapdances/
Ask her how firm my backhand is/
I smack the bittch and swing like Pete Sampras/
then I trade her ass like Magic did to Steve Francis/
Our sex is tantric, I make her pray like a mantis/
Now she a hooker on the street only known as "Candice"/

Go eat shitt and die.
 
Posted on 02-25-06 9:48 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahahaha, Blaze that shit was funny
 
Posted on 02-25-06 11:20 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hey man
yo audio quality suxxx..but freestyle is good

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Posted on 02-25-06 4:39 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Yo, yo, johny why ya call ya f*cking blaze ya a street dog that can't blaze.
I f*cked ur mama 10 times in a night and ya stayed gazed
Ya should look like johny lever, that's why ya name ya'self as johny.
I should tell ya onething, ya's mama so f*cking horny.
Dude, rap ain't a literature so don't ya put f*cking vocabulary.
Ya's mama safe with me, don't ya have to worry?
Ya started to include family members cos ya can't battle with me.
when ya sucked my semen, ya told it taste like shuddha gahi ko ghee.
AND ya's grandmama was so jealous, i can't believe.
Well to tell ya truth, i also f*cked in her own crib.
So better watch yaself, coz ya dissed by me so bad.
Yo've messed with marshal'the pro" go and call ur dad.
and kshitij01 why ya call me retard.
i f*cked ur mama too and she ain't tooo bad.
Don't ya f*ck with me, coz i am sharp and strong.
Ya a f*cking kid go play pingpong.
Remember, i played pingpong with ur mama and sister.
ya was like comon' man she's mine sis, why ya feel so dar?
So blaze, ya's shitty as chips lays, so do ya work and read.
NO doubt, ya a complete mother f*cker indeed.
Kshitij, why ya messing with puchi.
she can even play ping pong with ur guchi.
so stay off from her, she is so cute and pretty.
She is a nepalese icon, start calling her didi
If ya dont' then ya f*cked up.
i forget to shut the door and my knob.
I am a pro and ya a f*cking beginner who eats same milk and bread
I heard that even your mama calls ya a punk dick head.
I have f*cked ur mama for ya a year, so it's end of lease.
It's night time dude, i opened my zipper, get down below my knees.

THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABT.
VIRUS MC
 
Posted on 02-25-06 5:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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It aint dashain, but Ill chop ya head like a goat/
Im bout to disconnect ya neck from ya throat/
This kid is a joke, I read some of his quotes/
They didnt make sense, since he's fresh off the boat/
He sounds like he has incestuous hopes/
Bitchh, go back to Nepal and have sex with your folks/
I heard your granny is ill, I hope that bitchh croaks/
You dont have any skill, yet you think you so dope/
You come to this country when there is Nepal ko Bandh/
I sponsored you every month with Christian children's fund/
And this is how you repay me, ya showed your flow is wack/
If I wasnt so nice you wouldnt have no clothes on your back/
Your family so poor, you need to go to Iraq/
Get blown into fragments and body thrown in a bag/
But look at the brightside, your family can get some compensation/
And you can be the main topic of conversation/
"Did you hear about that retarded boy who got killed in a confrontation"
No one would give a shit like they had some constipation/
The 2000 rupees that your family gets would be some concilation/
No one would raise money, not even the sajha congregation/
If your mom needs a place to stay. I'll make accomadations/
My dik in her cunt, thats quite a combination/
She has a loose pusy, she needs an operation/
She cant suck my nuts, til I give her authorization/
I bitchslap her and whip the ho, she loves my domination/
Marchall's momma is a prostitute who gets used for all occasions/

Please stop rapping or I will stop sending 15 dollars a month to you and your starving family in Nepal...I m your benefactor, you better recognize that...
 
Posted on 02-26-06 3:51 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Yo, Yo Johny, ya a f*cking kid and I am ya’s big boss.
Ya’s mummy got a tight p*ssy but tits are real gross.
I pushed my D*ck in your mama’s tits and it fitted well.
There comes your cute sister outside the door ringing bell.
She was first shocked and can’t believe what she saw.
After all, as a naughty grl she starting unzipping her bra.
Her tits tight and small but butt was big enough to play on.
She was terrified and screamed seeing my erectile gun.
Threesome was great as I dogged ya’s mama and sis so good.
Here comes ya’s granny almost got heartattack seeing us all nude.
After seeing us all, she can’t even wait for group sex as she wetted.
My 9 inch dick travelled her old pussy and she can’t hold as she fainted.
So was the true story that you never had imagined about.
Well, hearing this story, ya should frighten and scream loud
Ya don’t’ have wait for dashian to get ya head chopped off.
Bcos Ya can’t battle with me, ya so tender and soft.
First of all, I aint a bitch, cos you s*cked my p*nis.
Colgate ain’t of use, you can use my semen in your toothbrush.
Everytime spending hrs in net, I don’t’ think this f*cking prick got a job.
Ya should be ashamed of ya’self not getting even visa for Arab.
My family is rich and yours so poor
What a pity, they don’t have money to send you out from the door.
I know you tried quatar, arab but failed to get even in Malaysia
Ya so worthless ya should die from HIV and malaria.
I work 8 hrs a day and ya don’t even work 2.
Ya’s only deserved to eat shit and lick gu.
Ya family can survive whole year with my weekly check.
Hearing that, ya so jealous now ya really got sick.
How long ya gonna be sitting on ya’s mama lap?
Ya a complete failure who tried but can’t rap.
Work atleast for yourself and ya’s future.
Coz if ya ain,t , your mama will eventually kick ya out the door.
My family gets dollars not rupees to spend.
Ya’s so broke and it’s been 3 mnths your mama ain’t paid rent.
As a compensation, if ya tell me, I can send worth 2 bucks a month.
If I do that, ya’s sister to pay tuition fee at night don’t have to hunt.
Messing with virus mc marshal is so dangerous and unsafe.
Ya aint’ got no job, ya’s job is to surf net and play Mario and Dave.
Courageous people go to Iraq to fight and ya a coward stay home.
Ya’s dad a nerd, a bad corrupt leader, maos should have thrown bomb.
My cars Toyota corolla and ya aint got even a bike.
Ya be crying bcos of petroleum hike.
Cry forever bcos that’s what ya can do.
Ya aint’ worth to live eat shit and toilet ko ghu.
If, ya have bike it shoulda bea old escort Honda.
Dude, ya a shame to Nepalese, ya’s family, die from baranda.

I will send ya’s family a $200 after ya fall from baranda as a medical compensation.

GOT THAT?
 
Posted on 02-26-06 4:02 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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we want some audio battle.............
NOT TEXT ehhehehe ;)


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Posted on 02-27-06 10:51 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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A Bunch of 2Bit Punks Thinking Obscenity and Profanity is what Hip Hop is all about.
Thought hip hop was supposed to be reflection of Pop Culture in form of Poetry.
BUT THESE WANNA BE MORONS THINK OTHERWISE !!! He He

Go on Shit for Brains throw in some more SMUTT and FULMINATION at other people's family, their sexual preference, their appearance. I see no creativity or orignality, all I see is Punks TRYING to be a WANNA BE but thats all they're gonna be "Diruntatrunts".
 
Posted on 02-27-06 1:11 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hey BathroomCofee,

I agree whatever you said was real close to the truth, although we have some view that would never coincide, something you said however is very right. People are disgustingly profane here I don't understand why??? If they think they are that though why don't they just grab the mick and do something. I dissed you but that was after we had little conversations back and forth, to be honest I am not mad at you or anybody.. because I have learnt to take criticisms, and I don't really care if people call we names... I could care less... but cats dissing moms and sisters acting all tough... just don't make sense.

Anyway have fun, I'm ending this note here and I hope people understand the fact that this is not a place where you could use some of the words these cats are using.

Anyway, Johnny!! I thought you was sending me something, a beef, an audio battle or whatever, where is that shit bra??? you ain't figure out how to spit on the mic or some'??
Thought you was a "Lyricist",a carrer ending one... where did that shit disappear?

Peace.
 
Posted on 02-27-06 1:18 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I feel you bathroomcofee.
 
Posted on 02-27-06 1:22 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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YO JOHNNY STOP CALLING OUT FAMILY MEMBERS.
 
Posted on 02-27-06 3:31 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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i am not a rapper or anything and i just came into this thread out of curiosity. I don't know anyone from this threead and am pretty new to this, so Kshitij01, marshall, and bathroom cofee i think your rap was not bad. But if i can be honest without offending anyone, i must say Jonny Blaze is quite advanced in his lyrics. (of course this maybe due to the fact he has probably been doing this a while judging from his rhymes whereas you guys are having some fun).
Jonny's lyrics may seem profane and offensive, but upon closer inspection, his word usage of metaphors and multi-syllable rrhyming in an iambic pentameter sysytem is quite impressive, not too mention jonny used the same rhyme word for like 8 stanzas. In addition, it is quite funny and makes sense, very hard to do.
Whoever you are, i hope you realize you have some major talent there.

i hope i didn't say anything for you to put me in your next diss....ooops.


"Ask her how firm my backhand is
I smack the bittch and swing like Pete Sampras"

*chuckle*
 
Posted on 02-27-06 5:47 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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yo,yo sage, Ya shouldbea brah of blaze, whoz lyrics so fade.
Ar ya insane saying his lyrics damn good.
Comon' man ya shouldbea residing in bahun neighbourhood.
metaphors and vocabs, ya think are strong weapons.
Forget it, ya and johny blaze a.k.a lever are morons.
He's so insane, doesn't even know what he writes about.
Dude sage, ya go to pyschaitrist cos ya in big doubt.
I ain't no complaining abt shit, coz kshitij knows i dissed him.
i Guess ya a gay, ya shoulda be wearing powder and cream.
who the f*ck are ya to judge kshitij, coffee and me.
I guess like johny, ya also like my pure ghee.
So stop talking or keep sucking as business ain't your.
Ya a tourist dude, ya shouldn't be in rapworld, get ya ass out the door.
Johny can't rap without cursing fam members bcos he's so dumb.
Oh I see, ya and johny should have sucked each othez cum.

Virus Mc
 
Posted on 02-27-06 6:23 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Kshit..shut up..that site wont let me record nothin on it..or else you would have already been deposed of, you fool...anyways, that is a lame ass site and they all suck and the fact that you are "the best" on the site just indicates how wack it really is....you call yourself a rapper, doing gayass 30 second battles on some forum vs lame competition...haha...where are your tracks at, fool?

Bathroomcoffee...Hiphop is about profanity and obscenities...I laughed when i read your description of hiphop as "Reflection of Pop Culture in form of Poetry"......yes, you are officially gay...now, stop worrying about hiphop...leave that to the men...you just go help your mother with those muffins in the oven and go knit me a sweater..fukin biatch..

Sage-X...I will not diss you.

Marshall...it was truly remarkable how you copied everything I said about you and recycled it back with impeccable rhyme schemes such as "i like to rap, can i sit on your lap" or whatever the fuk you wrote....fukin dr. seuss trying to battle now...poor ass nepali nigga...your mom is my bitchh...and you are my son...stop rapping or you get no more allowance...
 
Posted on 02-27-06 6:27 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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This is talent !!!!


 
Posted on 02-27-06 6:35 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hey, Johny, you lost the battle, you didn't respond me rapping that means ya dissed brah.
Anyway, whatever we did, it was super, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. AS I MATTER OF FACT, I DON'T COPY, I INTERVENE AND COMPOSE AND IT TAKES ME LESS THAN A MINUTE TO ORGANISE IT BCOS I AM A ASHU(FAST) RAPPER.
I AGREE WITH YA THAT RAP'S ABOUT PROFANITY. RAP ISEA PURE MUZIK WHERE ONE CAN DROP OPS ABT ANYTHING. THRE AIN'T NO BOUNDARY ON IT, NO LIMIT.

VIRUS MC
 
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^Afno bow seetha bholna owdhaina, talai?? Esto chora payera malai ta dherai laaj bhaysakyo....Ma bhathay tero ama lai chickachu..tesko mook ma paada parni...ultai ladoo chusna deeyachu...mero tulo ghalthi bhayo...


Ta sano bhayeko bhela ma....ra tero ama lai gharo bhathyo....tara mahilay bela bela ma america bata paisa patatheya....mahina ko 15 dollar jathi...tahilay samjeenchas??!!


(pictured below) Mero chora Marshal ra Mero budi/bhalu (marshal ko ama)
 
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haha height of loserness
 



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