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 Why I love communism !!!

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Posted on 04-12-08 7:51 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I love and admire communism and everything that it stands for. I usually do not like to work so I need a government that will take care of me regardless of my education and efforts. The entrepreneurs that take risks to start a business are fools, I hate them. Why should they have more money just because they risked everything that they had for an idea? Let's hope that their business fail otherwise we need to tax these types of people to death. A communist government will take care of you and your families. In few months after the Maoist officially run the government, petrol will be free, rice will be free, and schools will be free. During dashain they will deliver a goat to your house. Communism is the only solution. Look at the great nations like Cuba and North Korea, there is not even a single starving person. Everyone wants to immigrate to these great nations. Has anyone ever in their right mind considered immigrating to the US, the UK, South Korea, Japan or any of the so called Western countries? None, no-one. I'm here sitting at a cafe in North Korea drinking some wine and trying to educate you so called capitalist pigs(by the way the internet access is provided for free by the government and so is the wine) about the greatness about Marx and Lenin. So what if they killed millions of people, it is because of their foresight that they were able to win the Cold war. In the last decade China has been slowly moving towards being a capitalist country and as you can see they are worse off now than they were 50 years ago. The capitalist government even offered their women to Western countries for rice, the communist regime never did that (see link below).

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/02/14/chinese.women.ap/index.html

So fellas sit back and relax, just be glad that we are alive to see this day. All you suckers who studied hard and did your homeworks on time got what you deserved. You are not going to make more than my comrades. I told you it was a waste of time and asked you to join me and support the communist.

One last comment, I don't remember the name but there was this idiot who said, "Capitalism provides unequal level of prosperity and communism provides equal level of misery". That fool should be shot to death.

 

 


 
Posted on 04-14-08 8:39 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Let me tell you how bad the capitalist are. The other day I went out to a bar with few friends. We each had few drinks (I think 3 or 4) except for this 1 guy who had 1 drink only. When we got the bill we decided to pay as per our income. The guy who had 1 drink only makes about 8 times more than any of us make, so we decided that he should pay 8 times more than we do, but that guy refused and started saying that since he had one drink only he will pay for one drink only. Can you imagine the nerve of that guy to refuse to pay as per his income and on top of that he humiliated us by telling that we should read Rand instead of Marx so that we can use our brains for something useful. Man I wish we were in N.Korea or Cuba or Nepal so that we could have tought that guy a lesson.

I hate people who think that they deserve all the finer things that the world has to offer just because they made sacrifices, worked hard and used their brains. If we wanted we could have done that too. Blood sucking vampires......


 
Posted on 04-14-08 9:03 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Positive Carry, Capitalists now?  I've a story even worse: My bank's CEO makes a few hundred million dollars a year and this guy is such a kanjoos that he doesn't even buy any one of us lunch everyday.  He gets up ritually at 4 in the morning everyday and comes into work at 5am and slogs his azz making deals the whole day!  The rest of us come in around 8:30 to and do the regular 9-10 hour banking shift.  However, I feel that its about time that all of us who work under him who have not made the millions as yet, band together and mercilessly beat all the ones making millions a year so they could make us all get equal pay for doing unequal work!  We should all be paid equally!!

Seriously, I too hate people who think that they deserve all the finer things that the world has to offer just because they made sacrifices, worked hard and used their brains. If we wanted we could have done that too. Blood sucking vampires......

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


 
Posted on 04-14-08 9:12 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Yeah Samsara that happened on Friday and in order to feel like a man here is what I did on Saturday. I had posted this earlier on this thread but here is the copy and paste.

Hey Comrades, here is someting that I did today that will make you very proud. There was a barbeque event in my neighborhood and the people were supposed to either bring in side dish or provide a cash donation for the neighborhood fund. I neither took any side dishes nor provide them with any donation but ate all the burgers and hotdogs that I could get my hands on. Can you imagine the nerve of these capitalist pigs to ask me to do something if I want to eat. I wish my comrades were here so that we could have beaten them after we ate and could have taken that money too.

 


 
Posted on 04-14-08 9:20 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Positive Carry, damn nerve of those capitalistic pigs to ask you to bring food to a pot-luck event!  What insolence!!  Good for you that you ate all the hot-dogs and burgers without taking any food yourself for those cats there!!  Why should you take food from your home there when you know that they would be bringing it, hoina ta?  Also, next time you have such an event, pls inform your comrades here in sajha so we could all come in bus-loads and steal the food and the money being raised.  If any good looking ladies, my comrades could bring them into the bus and do the necessary too!  Damn, its fun being a commie...You get what you want when you want...If any resistence, just fry the ones who do not agree with my AK47 bullets!
 
Posted on 04-14-08 9:24 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Great going guys  
 
Posted on 04-14-08 9:32 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Yep, capitalism is just a propoganda to fool the ignorant, uneducated masses. Our leaders say that the standard of living is really low in capitalist countries like the US, the UK, Japan, Singapore, Thailand or any other Western countries and it is our duty to accept it as the universal truth. Do not ask questions.

Beware of the capitalist propoganda, someday they will claim that the earth is round and the earth revolves around the sun, or communism leads to equal distribution of misery. They might even justify with some fake scientific facts. Beware of those fools. At least we have history and the high standards of living in N Korea and Cuba to refute those claims.


 
Posted on 04-14-08 9:39 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Positive Carry, after seeing the Commies win in Nepal, North Korea's Kim Jong has made a plan to export 5000K hectres of rice to Nepal in the next 3 years.  The bumper harvest there this year will allow for him to send ALL the rice to Nepal while he starves his already dying and malnourished citizens...But they being communists are strong folks and are genuinely happy!  What jolly folk these commies are, I must say.  They strum guitar tunes on their ribs and sing their national anthem.  My Nepal should emulate these happy , peace-ful, fun-loving North Koreans too.
 
Posted on 04-14-08 9:43 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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At least in N Korea the school children get a new dress on their president's birthday and they love that dress so much that they wear it for the whole year till they get a new one. Tell me any other country where the school children get 1 whole dress on their leader's birthday.
 
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Posted on 04-14-08 11:36 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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This is just a copy and paste from another thread. Just to keep records.

1. The state shall make all males grow moustache like our leaders. There should be some gray hairs too. For children and young adults that do not have natural moustache, a drawing marker may be used.

2. Women should not be allowed to grow hair or look nice. They should look like a dyke at all times.

3. Any idea that was originated in a capitalist country will be outlawed so starting today no one can use the internet, drive cars that were made in countries except Cuba and North Korea or use anything that makes life more comfortable.

4. When people are sick we will not use medicines or medical equipments made in countries except Cuba or N Korea. Instead we will read them Das Kapital so that we can stop their brain to function properly. This way the sick people will not feel that uncomfortable in their death bed. This is the humane thing to do.


 



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