What is your religion? Why do you choose to be this religion?

Also do you think the anti-conversion law should be changed in Nepal?

You could not have been more certain and correct than this, mate :)

Talking about jesus and stuff, I was talking about easter with my mate yesterday and I asked her: Was Jesus resurrected on Easter sunday or monday? She was laughing and like 'you dont believe in that crap, do you?'
I said, 'of course not, but still, I was talking about the story in teh Bible or something'

And that was perfectly fine.

This is the kind of nice conversation I have with my frens who are christians. When some guy tells me tath Mahadev drank all teh poison from the sea and saved the earth, i give them a piece of mind.

Taking the crap in bible or bed or whatever as a literature and analysing is ok, but advocating it night and day, withiout eating and sleeping while seeing Jesus in everything from food to water is a bit boring, dont u think so mate?

LOL MD was right hmmmmm. Anyways nice to read i dont mind.

The 10 Commandments hehe

"And God spoke all these words, saying: 'I am the LORD your God?

ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'

TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'

THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.'

FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'

FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.'

SIX: 'You shall not murder.'

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'

EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'

TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbour's house; you shall not covet your neighbour's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbour's

Matrix Rose:
You can break all the above commandments in the name of the constitution (country, national security) or the church!

Someone said Rules are made to break. hmmmm

Anyways Andrew what does the seventh commandment mean ? Kinda confused.

adultery? You dont know what that means?

AndrewBro: You seem to get excited at the mere mention of it...

To anyone who is advocating the supremacy of Hinduism, I had put forward a few questions ... please answer those ... otherwise stop attacking other religions. Please :)

I am not good at arguing. But I do feel bad when my faith is slandered.

Once god asked a Nepali: hey man, do u need commandments?
Nepali (curiously): wha is it like?
God: thou shalt not commit adultery
Nepali: F***ing hell! I aint taking that sh**. Keep that to yourself.

Then god goes to many different countries and people: the same question adn similar answers.

Finally he found Moses. As we all know, he was business-minded.
God: Do u need commandments?
Moses: How much does it cost? [he didnt ask what it was like; he was business-minded, remember?]
God: It costs nothing. Its 4 free.
Moses: In that case, I will have 10. Why only one?

There you go.

yes its pretty funny how most people who are bashing christians keep ignoring questions about their own faith. This has been posted twice!!

Jagal that was a stupid joke. Not even funny. Not even true.

AndrewBro and DautariBro and any other fanatics:
If you believe in a religion blindly, you are a bloody idiot.

Andrew, I thought you were wise enough to know that most of the jokes in the world are not true. They are to refresh the mind, not to reflect reality.

Hey Andrew YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT !!

Yeah anyone can mimick the verses like a parrot. Does not mean you comprehend. You're like one of those Bible Beaters. Maybe someone should smack that Bible on your head and put some sense into that space thats full of crap.

Thanks Ohhh I did not know that what Catholics were(Moron, did yu even hear me mention the Irish ?)

When were the Dark ages and when did Bible events take place ? See the time difference ? remeber the whispering game you played when you were little ? You know how words get twisted and turned when the person at the end says it out loud(like if you say john is a good boy ends up being John is a saint at the end) ? Oral traditions are not reliable..its always fabricated. You think I am blind huh ? Unlike you I don't dwell in those scriptures.

I am arrogant and selfrighteous ? Freakin' hell !!! WHO IS THE ONE THUMPING HIS BIBLE VERSES HERE ?

And for your kind information I went to a Catholic high school.

Adultery .... Not only has God forbidden adultery, but the son of God himself said, "Whoso looketh on a woman to lust after her, hath committed adultery with her already in his heart" Matthew 5:28. If the adulterous thought is sin, surely the adulterous act is sin. The Holy Spirit through the inspired apostle has told us plainly that adultery is a sin. Peter described some sinners of his day as having "eyes full of adultery, that cannot cease from sin" II Peter 2:14. Paul warned the Corinthians to "flee fornication" I Corinthians 6:18.

Million dollars bro,

I would rather be a believer idiot than a non-believer atheist. After all, I live in the city of "Bunch Of Idiots" - Boston.

:)

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Mathi ka bakyansha le rog le grashta manasikta lai jhalkaucha jasto lagcha. Ra mero bichar ma Andrew jee ra Dautari jee eutai byakti huna parcha (kina bhane yesta bajraswath dui jana byakti ekai choti sajha ma hunu ta achamma nai ho ni, ki kaso?]

As for me, I dont feel bad when Hinduism is slandered because I have detached myself from the all teh BS related to Hinduism and only taken the good things out of it. so, if you tell me a joke about how Mahadev did this and that, I would laugh along with you.

Tara timiharu bajraswath haru prati chahi malai sarai daya lagera aayo yaar. Sayad naam change garera aunu bha hola, JohnS, Andrew, Dautari, dreamzunlimited aadi ityadi je bhane pani uhi ta ho ni, ki kaso?

Aba arko choti tapai haru lai mahadev ra parbati ko joke sunaula; perhaps, thatwould make u feel a lil bit better. and btw, let me remind you, those jokes will be fictious too :)

But seriously ... believing in Jesus does not mean believing in religion blindly. It all depends on the interpretation. Right?

DautariBro:
Do you seriously need to refer to Bible to figure out Adultery is not a good thing ?

Yedi Bible ko 2005 edition ma printing mistake bhayera 'Thou shalt go and drown in Ranipokhari' lekhina pugyo bhane bichara Anrew, Dautari, Dazzlingkoketi, Dreamunlimited, manab bichara haru ta itihas ka panama matra hunchan, ha ha ha.

just a joke hai :)

Come on Dautari Bro: To be a christian, you must BLINDLY believe in Bible. Otherwise, you cannot be one. What does that make you ?