Dear guys,
may I know 32 laxans needed for a girl?

The girl should be NO. 1 in PADNE kurama. The louder she farts means she has more than 64 laxans, if her fart is phussa type, then god save the poor guy,he'll end up covering his nose all the time. The small fartwali female i.e., phussa type is laxanless.

LAXAN INDEX BY PADNE SAKTI:

PAD INTENSITY/ SMELL LAXANS

LOUD PAD/ NO SMELL => 64 LAXANS
DUSSA PAD/ LITTLE SMELL = 32 LAXANS
PHHUSA PAD/ GANAUNE = 0 LAXANS

Why do the "beda"s mention about girls having 32 laxans.
I mean , why 32 ? why not just 30 or 10 or 100 or any number that is easy on the eyes. Intriguing, isn't it ?

Arch119 speculates.
32 bits = 4 bytes = size of an integer in intel machines.
So it means that God needs exactly 4 bytes of data to store the presence/absence of 32 laxans in a woman. This implies that the binary number system was/still in use at the Godsville. It also implies that God is indeed a good programmer ; he can just declare an array of integers to hold data about the laxans of all women in the world and not a single bit within the array goes in vain . 32 bit , tight.

God u are great!! And I am happy to know that you were a computer geek too in your times (as I used to be in my times).

arch199--> timi pani bhagawan shambhu rahechhau......... maile mane!!!! mero koti koti namaskar.

so that would mean he'd need 10.5 KB (84,000 bits) of data to store each creature's life. we are supposed to have 84,000 lives, aint we?

in contrary we need 41.25 MB of data storage to remember all the 33 karod gods.... what a pain for human beings!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>God u are great!! And I am happy to know that you were a computer geek too in your times
> (as I used to be in my times).

LOL hasaayo ketole.
Kundin Bin Ladinle Odaiba handinchha ani khanchhas!

LOLL!! SITARA, now you put me in a difficult situation, Hanuman re!...he didnt have a lover, but poor me, I happen to have one, which is you obviously, so i am definetly not hanuman, but i can be RAm and you can be my SITA, SITAra...:)

haha DP, kina afraid, ??

arch119, i think god has already transfered from 32 to 64, and we are still trying to figure out 32..so we also need to start everything with 64 FROM GROUND...:) makes sense or not, but yours was definatly funny :)

I dont need much of the Laxchans in any girl I would want to get married to....

Do you have the Laxchans you would look for in any girl you would want to get married to or would you be able to offer the similar great Laxchans to any girl ....

Well to be frank...The only Laxchans I would like to see in any girl is decency, discipline and an ability make me fall in love with her every day.

Ok. 1 good Laxan of a guy...Killer looks...whoa..Hot!!

Damn... thank goodness, I was worried for a sec thinking how come my pic came in this thread. Hehe.. Hoina raicha:p
Lady Croft, if u need my pic for ur auto book, U can take it from here; really ain't much diff. hehehhe... Thanks for the confusion Dc_girl.
In Jest, IndisGUise;)

Let me ask you guys one thing........ WHY is it so important for Nepali guys to find a girl with 32 LAXANS ??? Do you think majority of girls have 32 LAXANS or only lucky guys get those Super Women ???............. Just Curious.............. Peace Out

Confused:
I said I was afraid only because if Pallo Ghar ko Jhyal story came out true, she would be losing the battle with you......hahahha.
I am just watching you and SITARA run after each other but for very different reasons.
DP.

DP ji:
I don't think Sita(ra) ever fell for a confused bhakta Hanuman! :)

hahaha, jpt..kaha ko kuro kaha..

DP, dont be, even if Sitara falls for me, (which surely is happening :) ) i would not be able to handle her, doesnt matter in what sense you take it, she knows it very well ... :P

Sitara, am not ur bhakta, but ur lover..bhakta's dont have evil thought process, lovers do :)

dyamm confused bro, quit hittin' on sitara .. and take a number bro;) i'm in the line for years.. hahahahah..

it's fun to play around with sitara ji.. how are you sitara ji btw?? when would we be blessed to read your new article/poem or literature piece??? chittai garam hai.. even if yo haave go get an extra cup of auduwaa chiyaaa k ;)....

Reklha ji from Colorodo lay bhannu bhayao:
let me ask you guys one thing........ WHY is it so important for Nepali guys to find a girl with 32 LAXANS ??? Do you think majority of girls have 32 LAXANS or only lucky guys get those Super Women ???............. Just Curious.............. Peace Out


... Rekha ji, let me try to address your curiosity.. Nepali guys and girls in the USA are lonely. They do not meet very many American girls or guys, and even if they meet they do not get dates from them and even if they get dates from them it does not last long.If it lasts long then it either be that the girl is supperrr fattyyy MCdeee or a religious-fanatic-conrol-freak who can't find an American guy. For girls, he's either insecure , ugly, old American or, he's stupid enough to find a nice American girl. Either case, it's not a good deal for a Nepali guy or a girl.. so what remains, good ol' Nepali guys and girls.. so most Nepali end up dating Nepali anyways... so all these lakchyans, roop n' rangas, and curry ganda, and what not they talk about here is nothing more than a "drama".
now the question is why "drama"? Drama- because drama is attention grabber.. drama makes you noticable , so Nepali guys and girls come in sajha room to be heard.. for that reason they do dramas like this..
do you think if the guy or the girl was hot enough to find a nice guy or a girl then he/she would have time to come in here and bash about Nepali people? hell no.. he /she would be spenind that good tamee somewhere doing some goody goddy stuff... what makes these people come in here and talk stuff like is thier insecurities and inability to fnid any girl over here.. poor us.... let's all go back and make lope in tudhikhel..

SITARA ji:
I was not predicting anything. With all due respect, I was simply worried about your worst nightmare (falling for Hanuman) coming true just like in Pallo Ghar Ko Jhyal.
DP

haha DP, why are you making me look like a BAD MAN??

why are you scared, even if she is "falling" for me?? are you trying to say that i am a BAD GUY and telling all the females to stay away from me :)

so what is your reason for getting " worried" even if she is falls for me.. DP :)

p.s ..i think when you aim towards hanuman, i think u should use words such as "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT", even hanuman is a living being, is he not?

Confused Bro:
You know it was SITARA, not me, who called you Hanuman.To me, being Hanuman is not a matter of disgrace.My being "worried" had a sarcastic meaning, not a literal one.Even if SITARA falls for you, I am no one to worry.
Perhaps,I shouldn't have spoken a word.
Good luck on your search for SITARA.......

LOL DP, bro i was just messing with you, you took it seriously.. :) sorry, if i sounded harsh to you..

LOL! hahahah this is halarious...anyways, being hanuman is not bad at all, but i Dont want to be Sitara's Hanuman! :P, cause i am certainly not her BHAKTA... and nor would I ever want to be one ..:)

I have heard some of the Laxans:
१ कोइलीको जस्तो मधुर बोली (मेरो जस्तै )
२ लामो र कालो केश (मेरो जस्तै )
३ बारुले कम्मर (नेरो जस्तै?)

अरु पछि ल

Confused, alas my Hanuman, I can only see a Bhakta in you and what you do with your cyber-illusive Bhakti is your business!

And, like DP, I wish you best of luck in your (futile) quest for Sitara, "sigh"!. You might wanna listen to Dyam!


Back to the topic at hand:
One important Laxan: A guy who can take "No" for an answer, with dignity--without whining, grumbling, blustering and/or lashing out!

Definitely, a rare quality there.