Missed this thread, so decided to bring it back to life.

Dear thread,
I am a murderer. I have committed the greatest sin. I have killed. Not for pain, not for pleasure, neither in self-defense, it was purely accidental. I didn't mean to. It was a MISTAKE. We had even become friends, he had been living in my room for 2 hours. Don't know where he came from. I had nicknamed him Monty. So as I was trying to vaccuum the room, he came on my way and alas got killed. I acknowledge it, I am a murderer, I killed my dear Monty DA mosquito ;)

Its 6:05 pm and I am thinking of ways to make up for the sin I committed! Any suggestions???????

wow moneyminded! the . button on your keyboard must be stuck, so whenever you type you see........ a lot of em.

Moneyminded, does it matter to u whether I am Miss or Mrs or Mr or a Master?????

"So this is how old sajhites talk", if you are calling ppl who used to write in sajha earlier than u OLD, then Senor tons of ppl are older than u. Once I asked San dai how many nicks are registered in sajha, he replied more than 4000, so Senor more than 4000 ppl are old sajhites.

Also Senor do u know which bird's name is "Sense of humor", try finding for it, its fun!!!!!

"purano sajha member harulai pani ramailo garnu pardo raicha ta.......................... " Senor what world do u live in?????? There is life besides weed smoking and binge drinking!!!!

Anyways, wanted to tell u that I like your posts, though I understand only 10% of it, if not less. You bring your own unique style here. Most imp. of all, u keep the formus alive. Do keep up the good (??) work broda!!!!!!!

The Janakpur ko train finally started moving, or so I have been told. The train apparently had 4 To Do lists, so in one of those lists he neatly wrote, "Need to put the to do lists together."

This morning, when the train woke up, he was relieved. Not that he had finished what he had to do, but now there was a place where everything that needed to be done--ranging from sending Thank You notes to registering for the GRE-- was put together.

The train has been moving more slowly than ever before. There are stops in between (distractions, he calls them). The newly-started facebook.com, birthday organizers, and plaxo something are some of the distractions. Of course, there are other distractions, some of which have been haunting the train for a few months now.

The doctor told the train the other day not to consume "the fuel." Worried about his health, the train decided to follow the prescription. One Sunday morning, the train was quoted as saying on Saturday when he was high: "I found a loophole in the doctor's prescription. He didn't tell me not to smoke."

The train fondly recalls an excerpt from Uma's Manifesto by Swarnim Wagle in the Nation Weekly :" if you laughed, one of your comrades would report to the politburo saying, ýComrade Jwala laughed like Lyndon Johnson the Capitalist.ý The train thought, after coming to Sajha after a few weeks, "What the hell can you do when people find similarities and differences even when there are none?" "Join the Commie Comrades," the train told himself, not being able to decide whether he was one of the "olds" or one of the "news".

The train will be happy, however, if in the course of the war between the "news" and the "olds", he finds a place where he can vent his frustration -- a manpower company, a publication, a mosque, or even innocent civilians. We are running out of wars; we need more of them, don't we?

As the train departed from Janakpur, he remembered what Misunderstood Poet had once written in 2001: "This is a waste of time, energy and cyberspace."

Oohi Sojho,
M.P.

Dont worry the isects are our enemy.. i killed Monty's cousin last october..u might have heard of Ms. Jhinggy.

What i know is i dont kill any insects or any animal and i am pure vegetarian....................................well if mosquito is bugging u let him suck ur blood for while he is starving make him happy ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it dont cost u anything to give little blood to little tummy of mosquito..............................well if u are talking about malaria....................all the mosquito dont carry one and make sacrifice ..............get injection next day.............but dont kill animals..........take with u r duster and chuck out of house...............by the way how long do mosqi live.........max 5 days..................they already have short life span...........

Meeeeeeeeeruuu.... you go girl... that bloodsucker Monty deserved it!
IF only someone will be kind enough to murder money as well... pot infested mindless posts are kinda getting annoying now!
Ladyyyyy... hi ya... Laracroft's cousin... how come I dont see you around no more?
Porcey... I bet people remember you! not me but I am sure people do! :):)

oh and its 10:30 and I am here in sajha posting junk and hoping against hope I dont hab to be in that claustrophobic room! eeeck!

oh whateve 2 wata santan ko pita.............................ke bho beer belly badera ghampo jatro bhai sakyo...........ke ho buda baccha lai yeso ghumauna jau na.....................................aru lai marera afu khu budimai socheko.............budeshkaal maa baisa aaye jasto cha ne..............ke ho ke srimati sutkeri cha

Lmao Monkeyminded, Wateva lai kya bhaneko testo. You clown, joker, seems the alcohol is having its hallucinational effect. Simpu sis, what's the cure for these kinda ppl, let's go through our DSM together ;)

Its 11:20AM and am reading MonkeyMinded's delusional posts!

Monkeyminded mero personal secretary ko application bhara... I will reject it :D...
Mero ta srimati not sutkeri tara timro chaini k ho ni? poilo gayee arko sanga? tehi bhayera ganja tanaaaa taaan din raat??? well too much monkey in your mind ani k hunchha ta...

Tis 4:29 am..can't shleeeepppp! There was a Farting Contest in Sajha a bit back and Neo had dudh ko tar in lieu of Teej ko dar.

Happy Teejing to y'all!

Whateva sis missed ya....was nice to meet you agi :D ! Abui MM le ke bhaneko testo!!! bmlbbbbbb!

Its 12:34 and I am coming back to sajha after a week, missed it muchos, BUT studies come first, ya a true nerd speaking :D

WHo let this thread die??

its 12.59 am, talkin to my sweetie! :p

who.. who.. who..?? :P

hello.. LAdy.. how u doing.. (as Friends Star Joey says it.. :P) hehehe...

me supposed to e at wk.. but in the skool com lab.. skippin work.. heeheehee.. :P and later meeting one of the stupidest.. but cute ga later.. no prizes for guessing who..
T_ _ _ _ _ I.. hehehe... or... D_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ X.. hehehe.. :P i;m gonna beat her blck and blue..!!! muhahahaha.. :P

CheerIo...!!!

Who ...who ...who? :p...

Eddie :D *grins atcha*...u looking like Joey with that silly lopsided grin !:P:p

and dunn u beat my dear D_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ X ...grrrr otherwise my TKR aucha!!!!
Blue and Black are 2 of my best shades tho:p mebbee it would look good on you?
Meh had this terrible day .....urrghhh.....nothing going right today!!! :(:(:(:(:
I been having this bad spae of luck today.....ghar ko sappai kura bigring!! :(:(:(
It's 12:55 am ! :(:(:( *sumbody is really bugging meh with his burps ...ewwwwwwwww*

Lady what makes me think the burping person is Reddddd ;)

I missed this thread, muahhhhhhhhhhh thread, welcomeeeeeee backkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!

Darn it, tomorrow is saturday, hate the weekends, have to work :(
After 2 days is Monday, lop u Monday, no workkkkkkkkk no school, will sleep until 1 PM, no make that 3 PM, yayyyyyyyyyy, Monday come quickkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its 3:00pm ...i am @ work,.,guess what i am so sleepy,,,,its the stupid weather .....kasto depressing cheya..feel like going to my room,.,...eat popcorn and watch nice movie and take nap....
This guy at my work yawned like 100000000000000000 times and he is passing his yawn to me,..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...so its going like a circle....he yawns, then i do, then another girl,,,then another guy hehehe

Meera..!!! u crazy gal.. noone cept for u likes Mondays..!!! arrrghhh..!!! and u stole my laughs as well. i mean the muhahahas.. it's a bit altered.. but still..!! hehehe.. :P weekends.. r here.. woohooo..

gonna beat that D_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ X black and blue... muhahahaha... and theres not a darned thing u can do abt tat LAdy.. cept maybe pray for her.. :P think tat wun help her though.. hehehehe.. :P

fav color balck n blue rey.. same as me... ;o) for tat reason, mayb i'll send those colored gazal to u... next time.. when i'm rich key.. hehehehe :P or after i beat tat T_ _ _ _ _ I black n blue.. then maybe she'll remind u of those colors as well.. i;m nice ain;t i..??? ;o)

time's 9 pm... and not at home.. sumwhere in the North.. plannin for TAT gal's downfall.. muhahahahaha!!!! :P

1.13pm....

salla chor ghada!!dherai bhak bhak garchas!!!
jealous bhoyo!!!!tanna jealous bhoyo!!!alikiti baal tauko mah bhoyeko pani...haraucha jasto cha!!esto tani raheku chu! alik tyo jealous feeling lai haraunu ko lai..tension ke..so trying to fite it with pain!!

anyways kukur...tyo black and blue ko kura nagar!!alik cuddle kay kay garchas bhaney thik cha..abo u got the chance..so u better dance...cos once i get mine...i will do me best dance ni ;o)...tho i dunno how to dance hehe..aboke ke break huncha jasto cha when i get me chance and i try to dance hehe ...so have fun la..both of u..i know u will salla gaddha!!!..bhagwan!!mero turn khoile!!dyam dun even know aucha ki auna and im askin when?hehe...alik dherai hope garnu hunna..alik thik thik small step lognu paryo...anyways great things..always took longer to come ni..so hehe (dyam the pathetic things i say to console meself..:o( hehe..)

here i am...coming to procrastinate again :o(..dyam the exam fever!biggest attraction!coming soon!anyone else taking part?;oP..hehe..

lady is here?*huggs* :o)..(u and that hairy arse baadar painting the whole sajha red these days aint u?;oP have fun :o)..)

dyam i miss that freakn kukurni!!

have fun everyone..some more dumb post..and hopefully can concentrate on me books again :o)...

1.36 am, my maya left ma alone on the cyber world! hehehe
she's havin fun i hope...grr..boksiiiiiii...bill koi!>.tellai tokde bhanchu!

hehehe
im still up writin a paper, on myself, for myself and someone special! :)

food...gimme food